PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.